We're just brutes hoping to have a hoot

So the 7-year long saga of who will Sookie pick—Eric, Bill, Alcide—ends in a puddle of blood goo in an antique coffin. You may call this a tragic love story; I call this a dick move by a prick vampire who didn’t have enough self control to remain friends with an ex.

— Meredith Woener at i09 on the True Blood finale (via fabulouslyfreespirited)